True Confessions of Corporate Interns

Demoted

Demoted Productions

Comedy, Business, Careers

4.8 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

The life of a corporate intern isn’t supposed to be glamorous but we didn’t expect to hear such shocking stories from our listeners. Buckle up for some rapid-fire Internship confessions! In this episode, Natalie and Ross read confessions that illustrate the dramatic range of experience that young professionals are having while kicking off their careers. You’ll hear stories of drunk interns teleporting bar to bar, interns being framed for embezzling funds, interns sleeping all over the office, and interns using company funds to go to a strip club. Stay tuned for big four consulting career advice, Ross starting mascot brawls, and a friendly reminder to not stick your hand in a grizzly bear exhibit.

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0:00.0	At my internship, a rat fell on me from the ceiling, including its feces.
0:05.2	For the first day of my internship in China, I dressed up as a telotubby on the busiest street to pass out flyers.
0:10.5	I was interning for a senator and accidentally prank called the Secret Service.
0:14.8	We asked for your crazy internship stories and, boy, did you deliver.
0:18.3	Slept with my intern, he sent me a steamy email,
0:21.1	and accidentally C-Ced my boss.
0:23.0	Come on, dude.
0:24.0	An intern tried to message his friend,
0:25.4	but accidentally sent to his manager,
0:27.1	quote, I have to poop so bad.
0:28.7	Seems like something you would do.
0:30.0	Maybe.
0:30.3	Okay, I kind of can't believe I'm reading this out loud,
0:32.4	but here we go.
0:33.2	Okay. Demoted. Welcome to Demoted. What is up, y'all? Welcome back to the Puppa Pod. We're back.
0:50.7	We're back. Being back, Batty's back in this bitch. Beamback baddies have been together a lot, actually.
0:54.4	A lot recently. We had our strategy session yesterday. Our producers sitting in with us today. He's
0:58.9	physically here. He flew in from L.A. He brought his paddle. So our butt cheeks are a little red
1:04.9	from the paddles. That's some deep cut motorhead lore. But today we're talking about, you have no idea.
1:12.1	Today we're talking about internships.
1:13.9	Internships.
1:14.4	We asked for you to submit your crazy internship stories.
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