I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Army getting update.

Do you feel it, people?

Do you feel the nightmare that's about to hit America?

Between the clown car of cabinet picks from Cash Patel to Pete Hexas to Tulsi Gabbard to Captain Brain Worm,

we have never in my life seen a crazier group of people that could be in charge of the government.

I'm honestly glad Manson and Dahmer are dead because we'd have to watch Susan Collins twist herself to confirm Charlie.

The swastika on his forehead is really a Tibetan sign for prosperity and good luck, so I will vote to confirm Charlie Manson to the Senate. We are still in the

opening credits of Trump Part 2, the revenge. And after they've told us that Project 2025 is not the

plan, they then told us Project 2025 is the plan. When they told us they were only going to deport

criminals, they have now told us they're going to deport all undocumented immigrants and their families. Even family members that were legally born here. Criminal or not.

Even if it's against the Constitution, it's funny how these people love the Constitution until they

want to violate it. And 43% of Latinos voted for Trump.

Later, homies, you vote, man. You wanted this, bro.

There are a hundred other things that he said during the campaign that he has now changed.

But let's talk about the immigrant thing.

Just want to be clear, Trump's own grandfather was an illegal immigrant who made his money in booze and prostitution, except he was

successful at making his own money and no bankruptcies. When he tried to move back to Germany,

they kicked him out because he had dodged the draft and evaded taxes. Wow, I guess it's genetic.

Trump's mom was an immigrant. In fact, English was her second language.

She married Trump's dad and became a naturalized citizen.

So under her son's plan, she would get deported.

Two out of three of Trump's wives.

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