The

The Oh, what's meant for you guys?

Not Dallas.

I just put his eye out.

Anyways, now Dallas's wife, the baby, two feet are sticking out.

And the midwife says, you can't pull on that.

Dallas is bullshit.

I'll pull that thing out of there like a goddamn...

Look, I grew up on a farm in Alabama and I have a cab what do they call it

birth caps anyways how you doing folks it's a Tuesday real quick again like

I usually use the top of the show I like to as you know I'm an avid sports fan I

like sports as much as, oh, I don't know,

Don Lemon likes cock. That's a lot.

Anyways, Red Sox, who I've been bragging about how much talent they have and shit,

they've played one good series against St. Louis, when they put up about 30 runs at Fenway in three games.

And I'm not exaggerate. Other than that, they lost the opening series. Then they, oh, they did beat Baltimore. They took a series in Baltimore

a first time ever. But since then, I have never seen last night they're playing Tampa Bay, who plays in a minor

league park, by the way, a beautiful one with the Yankees train. And how about 16 to one,

Tampa over the Red Sox, who are literally picked to come in first, them of the Yankees,

in that division. But the good thing about it is everybody's stinking up right now.

Everybody's a couple games over 500 or a couple under.

But I never see anything like it.

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