Trump Has Finally Lost His Mind

Factually! with Adam Conover

Headgum

Comedy

4.4 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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(In addition to your weekly Factually! episode, this week we're bringing you a monologue from Adam. This short, researched monologue originally aired on the Factually! YouTube page, but we are sharing audio versions of these monologues with our podcast audience as well. Please enjoy, and stay tuned for your regularly scheduled episode of Factually!)

Let’s be absolutely clear: Haitian migrants are not eating people’s pets in Ohio. This absurd lie, pushed by J.D. Vance and Donald Trump, isn’t just bizarre—it’s downright dangerous. But where did this claim even come from? In this monologue, Adam explores the origins of this story and how it represents a final break from reality in the Republican presidential campaign.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	So it really seems like Donald Trump and J.D. Vance have lost their goddamn minds in ways that are freaking out even other Republicans.
0:13.4	I mean, Trump has always been pretty incoherent,
0:16.0	but during the debate, it felt like we were watching his brain turn into mush
0:20.4	on live television.
0:21.7	Now she wants to do transgender operations
0:24.9	on illegal aliens that are in prison.
0:27.0	Oh yeah, Grandpa, the country that charges you
0:29.1	1400 bucks to get a splinter removed
0:31.3	is just out here snipping dicks for free.
0:33.5	I'm sure that's true.
0:34.7	And then of course there's the song in the summer.
0:36.7	Eating the cat, eating the cat.
0:38.7	Oh yeah, we're songifying debate moments like it's 2012 again.
0:42.6	Someone tell the Gregory brothers, we're back baby.
0:45.2	You know one thing's for sure.
0:46.4	Trump and Vance don't know the first thing about eating the cat,
0:50.4	if you know what I mean.
0:51.8	Was that a wink?
0:54.0	Did I wink?
0:55.0	Wrong eye, if you know what I mean.
0:57.0	Now, saying shit this unhinged would normally be a bad political strategy.
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