TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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YERR, Flagrant is back and we're breaking down everything going on in Trump's America! Elon's interesting hand movements, Melania's fits, Biden's last minute Pardons, DOGE's most recent departure, all that and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 Inauguration Rant 1:08 Elon's "Roman Salute" + Just Acknowledge it! 8:31 Akaash in DC + Never seen White People this happy 12:55 Zuckerberg's PEEK, Billionaires kiss the ring + H-1Bs 18:18 Melania could dress better? Fetterman is performative 20:51 Rig Election, Trouble in paradise + $Melania 26:14 Barron's Aura, Jewish Aliens? Illuminati gang signs 31:37 Trump didn't swear on the Bible + Make paper now 34:32 Biden pardoning EVERYONE but why Fauci? 42:34 Vaccine induced fat t**s + JUMP 45:12 Trump pardoning Jan 6 peeps + Just tap dance 48:44 Vivek being kicked out of DOGE + too radical? 56:24 Gov. employees got JFK & MLK + say what you want 58:19 Only 2 genders is progressive + Rejecting ridiculousness 1:10:50 Attending inauguration makes me seem one-sided 1:15:33 Trump saving TikTok, Chinese AI + Pro-Palestine being weaponised? 1:23:05 Silicon Valley is US utility + Compete not clamp down 1:27:51 Trump loves deals, Biden going out bad + ObamaCare 1:36:15 Switching reward systems 1:40:48 Reading the Bible, Who has the most fun? Greek Maths 1:47:33 College Football, Eagles might win + Australian Open 1:54:34 Jeter & Schulz captaining at Reserve Cup 1:58:40 Mark needs to play again 1:59:51 YMCA was inclusive 2:01:12 Patreon Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The inauguration, or as Republicans call it, Magalutha King Day, was this week, and the event was A-list.
0:07.5	Schindler's, to be exact.
0:09.0	Looks like Tesla's out if Volkswagen is in.
0:12.2	Musk got in front of a crowd, went full swatistic, and confirmed every liberal cut conspiracy
0:17.7	theorist's worst nightmare.
0:19.4	Elon is a Nazi astronaut.
0:22.5	Buzz Reichier has taken control of our country,
0:25.6	and you know how many Jews he wants to kill?
0:28.0	To infinity and beyond.
0:30.8	Let's just be grateful he didn't say that disgusting N-word.
0:34.2	Newsom.
0:35.1	Elon wasn't the only blissful billionaire at the event. We learned that Zuckerberg
0:39.5	can look you in the eyes if that's your bra size. To be fair, they reminded them of Silicon Valley.
0:44.6	God bless you, Bezos. You are amazing at delivering prime brown box. Speaking of billionaire wives,
0:50.8	Melania was absolutely stunning. She looked like Carmen San Diego was trying to steal
0:55.3	Greenland. John Fetterman, on the other hand, dressed like it was two-for-one lap dances at the
1:00.0	Gaza Strip Club. John, the invite that said wear your hood was for the after party.
1:05.5	Anyway, there's plenty more to discuss, so let's start the show.
1:08.8	Hey, bye, bam-bra-bra-bra the show. Hey! All right.
1:11.9	Okay.
1:12.9	I like that.
1:13.8	That was fair.
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