Turkey Teeth

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Pete’s growing paranoia about the state of the world has him wondering if it’s time to start prepping with a lifetime supply of beans. Meanwhile, Luke’s more concerned about his mental decline — is he losing it, or is it just the menopause?

Elsewhere, the lads take a deep dive into the baffling world of cosmetic procedures, from Turkey teeth to Botox, and debate whether they should get involved. Plus, an emailer writes in with an allegory about deep-fried chocolate bars, and Luke is horrified to learn about the state of Pete’s fridge.

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0:00.0	It's the Luca Picchu. It is Thursday the 6th of March. I do hope you are keeping well.
0:10.9	Lukie Mower, has the world gotten a shit for you yet?
0:14.0	Oh, some time ago, Peter.
0:15.0	Oh, some time ago, yeah. I'm just, I am genuinely considering about being a prepper, like getting loads of beans and stuff. I mean, it's a double, it's a dual threat for me because I am genuinely considering about being a prepper, like getting loads of beans and stuff.
0:22.4	I mean, it's a dual threat for me
0:24.0	because I am concerned about the future of this planet.
0:27.6	Yeah.
0:28.4	But I also am concerned about the rapid decline
0:31.7	in my own mental well-being
0:33.2	because I'm just getting old and tired
0:35.5	and things aren't happening easy.
0:37.1	And I think what's happened is I've had it my own way for so long.
0:42.0	And this is going to sound arrogant, but Pete, you've said this about me before,
0:44.9	so I feel like I can justify it.
0:46.9	I've always been quite sharp and quite kind of quick to recall things and get things done.
0:52.0	And now I'm starting to falter.
0:55.3	Yeah, I mean, I am
0:56.7	I'm loving this development,
0:59.3	absolutely loving it,
1:00.5	it's what I live for, your mental decline.
1:03.3	Yeah, the...
1:04.3	You stuck around long enough, you've earned it.
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