4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2016
⏱️ 108 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
0:26.7 | Every podcast studio has headphones in them and you've never need to wear them. |
0:31.5 | Wait, we don't need them. |
0:32.5 | You don't need them. |
0:33.5 | I've been wearing headphones this whole time. |
0:34.5 | I'm always podcasting. |
0:35.5 | Just getting hot ears. |
0:36.5 | You get hot ears that you find out how girly your voice is. |
0:39.9 | Yeah. |
0:40.9 | I hate hearing my own voice. |
0:42.9 | I've been listening to myself for an hour and a half. |
0:45.1 | Yeah. |
0:46.1 | I have this, I don't even like listening to this podcast because of how girly my voice is. |
0:50.3 | Wait, wait, but podcasts do need the penis clamps, right? |
0:52.5 | Yeah, the penis clamps are standard on every podcast. |
0:55.5 | Yeah, I'll otherwise. |
0:56.5 | You penis could go all willing, nearly all over the place. |
0:59.1 | Yeah, mine makes that weird like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
1:03.1 | Your penis sounds like one of those weird other creatures in a hand-up bar bearer. |
1:07.7 | Yeah, there's like a dog toy that if you throw, it makes this wobbling noise. |
1:13.7 | That's exactly what they're doing. |
1:16.3 | Mine sounds like everyone knows a Nerf football that would make that whistle sound. |
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