Two Wild Takes | Reading Reddit Stories (w/ TwoHotTakes )

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

Smosh

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Morgan from Two Hot Takes is here!! The Reddit podcast crossover you've all been waiting for! Go to http://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off. 0:00-1:19 Intro 1:20-8:39 My husband stole shallots from gardens https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/duplicates/a7idgp/found_out_husband_is_the_one_stealing_shallots/ 8:40-14:06 I made fake throw up to skip school https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1887z85/i_made_fake_throw_up_to_stay_home_from_school/ 14:07-21:32 I used the bathroom after a hot girl https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17dcyt8/tifu_by_using_the_bathroom_after_a_hot_girl/ 21:33-29:13 I accidentally created an army of crows https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ki6fnd/oregon_i_accidentally_created_an_army_of_crow/ 29:14-32:05 I exposed myself at Chuck E. Cheese https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/16xh6n8/i_just_exposed_my_nether_region_to_a_bunch_of/ 32:06-36:19 I ruined sexy time by thinking about Spongebob https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1agl2en/tifu_by_ruining_sexy_time_because_i_was_thinking/ 36:20-37:23 Sponsors! 37:24-40:59 Our initials made our cake topper inappropriate https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/14d1wiv/tifu_by_not_realizing_our_initials_made_our_cake/ 41:00-46:06 I ate my pregnant wife's leftovers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18icix7/aita_for_eating_my_pregnant_wifes_leftovers/ 46:07-51:48 I vetoed all TV show names for our kid https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1ahh5yk/aita_for_not_just_dropping_it_and_putting_a/?share_id=KFLHMEuJjrbkxRPLDcQ-o&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=4 51:49-1:05:09 My girlfriend smells https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/19eb5ox/my_girlfriend_smells_24f_24f/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Morgan Absher // https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Assistant: Adam Mustafa, Oliver Wehlander Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Camera Operator: Eric Wann Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran CEO: Alé Catenese EVP of Production: Zoe Moacanin EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis IT: Tim Baker Operations PA: Katie Fink Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Marketing Director: Dani Howe Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit on the beach.com.
0:22.2	Conditions apply.
0:26.4	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people at all protected.
0:31.7	Welcome back to Reddit Stories.
0:32.7	I'm Shane.
0:34.9	Today I am joined by Tommy.
0:39.7	And from the Too Hot Takes podcast, Morgan Abster is here.
0:40.2	Hello.
0:44.8	Man, I've been wanting this to happen for a while.
0:45.5	This is really cool.
0:46.5	I'm so excited.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:50.6	You are more familiar with Reddit than anyone here.
0:51.4	No.
0:52.8	I think you... You're halfway to 100, right? Uh, this is, we're past 50 episodes,
0:56.9	but I mean, you've, you've had to have gone through thousands of posts by now. Yeah,
1:01.6	quite a few. Yeah, and you source all of the stories on your show. Yeah, I mean, you came on,
1:06.7	you saw it's kind of a one-girl circus. Really impressive. Yeah, it's chaos.
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