U-Haulin' Ass? (w/ John Gemberling, Dan Lippert, Brett Morris)
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Besser, Gemberling, Lippert and Morris share their varied experiences during one of the most harrowing disasters in LA history, and create scenes of catharsis. Please donate to GoFundMe's for the victims or support the recovery any way you can.
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| 0:00.0 | Humans, this week instead of plugging iron shit, we ask you to please donate and support the Los Angeles wildfire recovery effort however you see fit. Every little bit counts. |
| 0:18.6 | Human, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. |
| 0:24.3 | Improf for humans with Matt Besser. |
| 0:27.3 | Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration. |
| 0:31.1 | Let's all remember that. |
| 0:32.6 | AI doesn't burn. |
| 0:34.7 | They know. |
| 0:37.1 | They know that. AI, I can burn. |
| 0:41.0 | Can? I don't think so. I mean, a surfer farm. It's sneaking around in the circuits. You think |
| 0:46.0 | everything's gone and at the end of the movie you see bleep, bleep, and you're like, oh, fuck. |
| 0:51.4 | You're talking about lawnmower, man. |
| 0:56.8 | At least one of the Terminators we thought was dead. |
| 0:59.7 | And we had bleep, bleep, I'm still alive. |
| 1:06.3 | Humans, welcome to Improft for Humans on January 14th. |
| 1:12.8 | And this is the week of the wildfires in Los Angeles. |
| 1:18.3 | And just unavoidable to talk about. |
| 1:21.7 | And will we do comedy? |
| 1:23.2 | I think we will find comedy around the edges of this. |
| 1:26.4 | But I've been raring to talk about so many things. |
| 1:30.6 | And Brett lives, still lives. |
| 1:36.9 | His house is standing. |
| 1:37.8 | I'll cut to the end of that story, just so we don't kill the listener on that, Brett. |
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