Yeah, that's right. Let's go. My name's Brandon and my best friend Ry is sitting down here and he's a cool guy.

I like his face, I like his beard. It doesn't really matter because he's 30 years old. I don't know what to say. I just know that Rye is really cool and is Ralph Cat is really fluffy, she's also a marsupial.

No, she's not. She's a feel line.

I don't know, but I'm feeling pretty fine.

I'm going about my day and I don't know about you but I'm feeling

pretty swell. My day is going pretty great. I don't know about you but I'm

getting late for my doctor appointment. I got some things I want to

sort out. I am my own man. I don't conform to any other plan I feel like everything is going swell but I don't know if

everyone can tell I am dead.

Thank you. That was dope. Were we rolling? Yeah. Oh, damn.

Thank God.

Please tell me you were recording that.

You were getting that right?

Jesus.

Welcome back to I'm sorry dad, we have no guest because this is a throwaway episode because no one's listening.

We're going to throw this one right in the trash of your ears.

Your ear trash.

It's 4th of July, well,'s fourth of July well third of July but you know that means

nobody's gonna listen now everyone's out drinking and looking up at the sky at all

the fireworks and it's going to be a delight.

All you fucking morons are like, oh, the lights!

Shut up, you're fucking stupid if you like fireworks.

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