What's up, guys? We have a crazy guy named Uncle Laser from Kill Tony on the podcast today, and he stayed for the Patreon, and he showed his goods, if you know what I mean.

He pulled his penis. He did. So you want to subscribe to the Patreon guys, see our reaction. It's going to be a lot of fun. Uncle Lasers. He heat loads of fun. See you soon.

We have a phenomenal pod today with our boy Uncle Laser.

You've seen him on Kill Tony. He travels all over the country doing stand-up.

He's got a special coming out soon. He's the man. He's joined the boys on the couch today.

What's up, big dog?

Thanks for you having me. Dude, sick fucking couch. Great dog. I mean, what up?

Living the American dream out there.

It's a good dog, isn't it?

Yeah, his breast smells like he's about to die, but we'll get there.

We'll fucking get there.

You know what I'm talking about?

Uncle Laser, this is the first time I've seen the Narcan.

It's the first time I've seen you on this couch, and I was wondering if there's a correlation.

Just coincidence, I guess. Are you comforted by the fact that it's there, though?

I went on a date with a nurse the other night, and I was going to let me come in?

She's like, no, but I got a gift for you.

And then she came back out and she handed me a thing of Narcan.

She goes just in case.

No way.

Was that because some of the things you had done during the night, have you done a little, maybe a little bit. Yeah, and honestly, I'm glad she didn't let me fuck her because I'd have that little baby wiener, just that little coke dick.

I haven't been no chance.

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