Uncle Si Has Proof He’s Better than Jase Robertson at Everything

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Martin finally has the proof Uncle Si needs to show Jase just how wrong he’s been for decades. Phillip uncovers Si’s past as a lights-out pool player, and John David is irate that no one has asked Si to narrate a big nature documentary yet. Si and the boys make big plans for someday when their producer, Hunter, gets married. Si offers some deranged dating advice that everyone in the room hopes the listener doesn’t take. https://helixsleep.com/duck — Get 25% off sitewide AND 2 free Dream Pillows with your mattress purchase! https://shopmando.com — New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our code DUCK! https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let's kick this baby off then.
0:09.9	We ready?
0:11.3	I don't think we've ever been ready.
0:14.2	Martin, are you ready?
0:15.2	I'm going to send President Trump.
0:16.8	We ready to run.
0:17.6	Oh, okay.
0:18.6	Hey, we're out.
0:19.3	Welcome for the podcast, folks.
0:21.3	I'm awake. We need a new holiday. I'm going to write a letter to run. Oh, okay. Hey, we're out. Welcome for the podcast, folks. I'm awake.
0:22.9	We need a new holiday.
0:25.4	I'm going to write a letter to President Trump.
0:26.6	Okay.
0:28.3	And we're going to get a new holiday.
0:30.8	And it's going to be called Appreciation Day.
0:36.4	And what you're going to do is you're going to count your many blessings, okay?
0:37.3	Mandatory. Mandatory.
0:38.3	Mandatory.
0:43.8	And then you're going to give God the glory for blessing your sorry hide as much as he has.
0:45.0	Can we do it like on the... You definitely don't deserve it.
0:46.6	Fourth Thursday of November?
0:49.0	Yeah, sounds a lot like Thanksgiving.
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