Hi Binchees, I've been waiting for this one. I've truly never been gagged so hard as this.

Last fall I returned home from my university campus to find the door to my apartment slightly ajar.

Thinking that my sister may have accidentally left it open on her way down to the laundry room, I cautiously

poked my head in and said, hello?

What I found instead, nothing could have prepared me for.

A complete stranger standing in the doorway to my bedroom holding a huge bag of my stuff.

Oh! Literally in shock and not knowing what to do, the only thing I could think of to say was,

can I ask what you're doing?

Wait, you gogged her.

To which the robber replied,

Oh, I was just leaving.

Oh, me, I'm on my way out.

I'm taking a, you know, right right a few things for the road but I'm on my way out like what she then proceeded to rob me for several minutes.

Wait wait wait wait wait why? What were you doing? Were you just sitting there and like letting her rob you?

She proceeded to rob me for several more minutes as I just stood awkwardly at the front door like an actual clown, just waiting for her to

waiting for her to finish.

What?

Oh my God.

Okay, to be honest, I would also be kind of gagged

if there was like, if it's a woman also like you're not as if there was a random woman in my house going through my things like I would be kind of like what am I don't want to like attack you yeah like that's girly pop but like what? But I certainly would not stand by and allow I would be like so I'm going to take that bag back from you

is what we're going to do and I'm not going to call the cops so you're going to leave the house. I would just tell her like my boyfriend's a cop. But I love you standing by like a cashier that doesn't give a fuck about people shoplifting at your own home. There's more. When she finally did did leave I then thanked her for

for question marks Canadian politeness I guess and watched her walk leisurely down the hallway of my building with several of my own duffel bags filled with

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