Hello, I don't take your seat.

If you need advice or you have a question, you'll get by with a little help from John

Lenin.

It's Questions for Lenin.

Okay, welcome to Questions for Lenin, the advice podcast where we answer advice questions emailed in from our listeners.

I'm your host, European rock and roll guitarist, John Lennon.

Now, before we get the show going, we've got a great show, but I've got to say, you know, I don't lean on the audience very much, but I need you now more than ever.

We're here.

It's October where it's Halloween season.

And as some of you know, I put on a pretty good Halloween party every single year.

I've been doing it for probably the last five years.

It's fantastic.

Now, I've got a big problem here.

I need a Dracula.

I'm in desperate search of a Dracula.

So if you haven't been to one of my parties, my Halloween parties, I have a sort of a chamber of, a ghoul's chamber a band, you know, a sort of chamber music.

It's not a very, it's not a fun Halloween party. It's very serious and somber sort of a masquerade type thing.

It's not bobbing for apples and that thing. Anyway, my Dracula, the guy I use every year, he's great. He plays violin in the little band. And he's out. He can't make it this year. We don't know

where he is. Well, I spoke to him. He's on a cruise ship. He's out at sea somewhere and they're lost. They

don't know what they are. He doesn't think he's going to get back in time. So if you yourself

are someone who dresses up as Dracula and knows how to play the violin, if you know someone like that,

we are in desperate need of you for the party. That's, you know, I can't pay you. And I, I mean, I could pay you, but I won't.

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