VelociPastor (HDTGM Matinee)
How Did This Get Made?
Earwolf
4.8 • 23.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Part Incredible Hulk, part Jurassic Park, 100% Sharknato. |
| 0:05.2 | We saw Velasapaster, so you know what that means. |
| 0:09.6 | Now it's time for how did this campaign? |
| 0:13.5 | We're going to have a good time, celebrate some failure, not just need a hater, |
| 0:16.6 | because you know you wonder, how did this campaign? |
| 0:18.8 | Let's want to win the mediocrity of subpar art. |
| 0:22.9 | Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question, how did this get made? |
| 0:27.1 | Hello, people, Verve, and welcome to How Did This Get Made? |
| 0:29.8 | Quarantine Edition, I am Tall John Shear. |
| 0:33.2 | And boy, oh boy, do we have a movie for you? |
| 0:36.9 | It is called Velasapaster, not Velociraptor. |
| 0:41.5 | And, man, at 75 minutes, this 2019 release really is trying to be a B movie. |
| 0:51.4 | It's about a priest who sees his parents violently killed. |
| 0:55.9 | He also gets... |
| 0:57.0 | Does he, though? |
| 0:57.7 | Well, I mean, this is part of the question. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.9 | Does he though? |
| 1:02.1 | You know what? |
| 1:02.6 | That is a good question. |
| 1:03.6 | And I don't even think I need to describe it more. |
| 1:06.2 | Just that you know, it's about a priest who can transform into a velociraptor who takes vengeance |
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