Vow Renewal - He's MY Queer Icon w/ Holden McNeely

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

LPN Funhouse's very own HIGH Chancellor, and resident Male Feminist, Holden McNeely crashes the SLUMBA PARTAH to goss' 'bout women goin' to space, Jackie's pro-anything that gest Katy Perry as far as away from Earth as POSSIBLE and Kesha seems to be feelin' the same way, speaking of which Katy Perry Warning at 6:55.211 and it's VERY STEM Science GIRL POWER, but back on this beautiful blue marble it's finally OVER, 'The Baldwins' season (series? lord hopes) finale plays on just in time for COOOOOACHEEELLLLAAAA! With jump suited Benson Boone bringing out, like, some dude named Brian Mayes? or whatever and they played 'Bohemian Rhapsody' then The Internet got upset people didn't know who the crusty old man was, HOLDEN IS ALMOST ONE OF 'THE SCUNGILLED', Gaga's new album has Jackie screaming praise about it at strangers in the street and her set was just as impressive, Holden's suggestin' all the BLACKPINK solo albums, Bernie Sanders being at Coachella WASN'T a sundandrugfueled hallucination, Aimee Lou Wood was seen crying at Coachella and rumor has it that it was SNL bein' RUDE, Jackie tried both 'White Lotus' coffee creamers which leads to the reveal she was gonna be the new face of Crockpot campaign until OOPS a plot point on 'This Is Us' KILLED that. Then it's time for a list of bizarre, true stories behind the most popular music EVAAAAAAAAAAA, 'LPN FUNHOUSE' RETURNS MAY 1ST FOR BIG PAPA HENRY'S BDAY and it is going to be upsetting, Jackie's Snackies warning at 1:00:04.550 til 1:09:06.926, AND SO MUCH MORE ON THIS WEEK'S P7VR!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Get back now, y'all.
0:11.7	One hop this time.
0:13.9	Right foot, let's stomp.
0:15.7	Different song.
0:16.5	Left foot, let's stomp.
0:18.7	Cha, cha, real slow.
0:21.3	Okay, I'm calling it an audible.
0:22.9	Can we do a different song?
0:23.7	We have not introduced you yet.
0:25.1	Turn it out to the left.
0:28.3	To the back now, y'all.
0:29.2	So it's an annoying version of command dance.
0:31.2	No, have you?
0:31.9	One hop this time.
0:33.0	I feel like you're ruining the top of the show, Olden.
0:36.7	And we haven't even introduced you yet.
0:38.5	Everybody knows that you're not supposed to speak until we've introduced you.
0:42.7	Right foot, let's stomb.
0:45.3	Left foot, let's stomb.
0:48.4	Chacha now, y'all.
0:50.5	Turn it out.
0:54.8	Thank you.
	...

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