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Hello out there, welcome back to Voyagers of the Jump. In the spirit of, you know, certain events that transpired during the last episode, I want to begin with a friendly topic and I want to ask everyone about the best or the worst date you've ever been on.

Oh, no.

What's good, you go.

Oh.

You know, I'm not really qualified to answer this question. I would direct you to my friend Nick Shelton's podcast, The Bad Dates Podcast, where he talks about nothing but this and is probably defined, probably removed from all servers based on his content.

Um, the best date that I've ever been on. Or the worst date. The worst date.

Oh, okay, I have a worst date. So it was also one of the first dates I ever had. And the cousin of my friend who lived down the street had a crush on me.

And so I was kind of pressured into taking her out on a date.

And so I did, but I was afraid because she was a woman.

So I was 28.

So I was, I don't know, I think it was 13. I think it was 13.

So I, my friend, my best friend offered to like double date with me. So like, yeah, like he kept talking about his awesome girlfriend that he had. It's like, yeah, we'll both come with you and like, you know, it'll be great.

It'll take the pressure off. It's great.

And of course, the day came. We met at the Tivoli mall in Denver. And went to go see Silverado.

I just talked about many times on our shows, probably too many times. And of course Dante's, my friend Dante's girlfriend didn't show up. I have a theory that she never existed at all.

Which you could have told me beforehand. So the three of us went out on this date together. And it was all boys terrible.

I'm sorry.

I have to do Becky. Becky, I apologize again. I apologize for about 10 years ago. I'm talking to my friend. I was like, would you please apologize for your cousin for your further horrible date?

She said she would. If you're, if you're what Becky if you're watching, I apologize.

I have actually a, like a pretty similar story that I had forgotten until you were telling that I'll save mine for who else has a, you can also go best date ever, best date ever.

That's like if we feel like being nice, which is like rare.

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