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Hello and welcome back, foragers of the Jump. We had a bit of an awkward moment before

started recording. A certain cast member of the show started talking about a book that

they hated. I felt the need to inform said person that that book is maybe my favorite book,

if not one. One of my favorite books, if not my favorite book.

Crunch. It was cringe.

You're going to die tonight. I should have known better than to bring up any literature

in front of Matthew because he would have an opinion on it. I could have been like,

oh, this is my favorite book. Matthew would have been like, oh, I did my dissertation on

that and I just tore it to pieces.

Yeah, you can. He's a little librarian of Alexandria. It's a sneakily thing past of him.

Don't ruin my collection. Don't burn this place down. He's always saying, which is weird.

That's right. That's what he sounds like.

I say that all the time. Rarely, do I express a negative opinion about a book? Because normally

I'm like, you know what? I read it. It's a book. Somebody took the time to write it.

That's a lot of fucking hurts.

You got to hand it to somebody who writes a book. Come on.

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