This week, our defendant tries to dodge us, a hurricane, and a chicken processing machine.

This is the wanted podcast.

Welcome back, everybody, to the Wanted Podcast.

My name is John, and this is my co-host, Alex.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome back.

Sorry, we're late.

Yeah, sorry we're dropping late on a Friday.

It's kind of creeping into our drinking time.

We had to do updates and all kinds of show on a computer.

We don't, we record once a week,

open a computer, and it says, oh, hey, guess what? All those updates you've had to, you're supposed to be doing and you ignored. They all had to happen today. So anyway, we were, we were merely pawns

in the robot life of our computer.

Yeah, I had been clicking the, like, update next week, update next week for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks.

And I guess the computer decided at a certain point that it had to, it couldn't give me that agency anymore.

You know what it was?

The computer was like the bondsman, and we were like the defendant.

We're like, oh, I'm going to turn myself in on Monday.

And we kept kicking it down the road.

It was full defendant behavior.

Yeah, we were like our people, minus the mountain dew and washing machine in the yard.

But the computer was finally sick of our shit.

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