Improvised siege equipment, a raging mother, and Alex gets mistaken for a 13-year-old girl.

This is the wanted podcast.

Welcome back to the wanted podcast, everybody. My name is John, and this is my co-host and partner of the

Apocalypse, Alex. Hi, everyone. Your future warlords checking in here. I don't know. I don't know if I'm

going to go for warlord, like I'm going to command like a city block and have

legions serving me. I think I'm more of like the road, like Mike the McCarthy book, where

they kind of set out in search of a better place. I think I would be more of a marauder,

a raider than I would be a stay at home and defend the castle type guy.

Speak for yourself. I want to be a warlord. You could be the war. I just want, I just want someone

to call me a warlord. You could be, you could be like Xena. You could be ruling over. Lord of war.

You could be. I prefer it my way. That's right. You could be sitting here in the house and have like a throne.

I want to be out there.

I like to see, I like to be at like Fury Road where I would be out there and modified

vehicles out there raising hell driving down 985.

You just want to drive one of those crazy like rat rod vehicles.

You don't even know. Since I got my driver's license, you know, I'm taking my

driver's test. I'm like, what do you think about an M-250 cow on the roof of this thing? The guy's like,

sir, you just need to parallel park this fucking car. You know, that's always been my jam. I've always

had a fascination with armored up vehicles suitable for the apocalypse. Who hasn't? I know, right? And if you love America, you do at least, and that's how I see it.

You know what?

I'm going to give a suggestion for anyone who's like just has a lot of time to kill sitting

in their house.

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