On this bonus episode, we meet a man who is married to two of our defendants and out comes

the butcher knife. This is the wanted podcast.

Welcome back, everybody, to the Wanted Podcast, special COVID-19 bonus episode.

My name is John.

This is my partner, Alex.

Welcome back, everyone.

See, I said it right this time.

I didn't call it a Corvair or a super flu or Captain Trips or something.

You want a good job.

You know, three weeks into a pandemic,

I'm finally getting the fucking vernacular correct,

which is a big deal for me.

I mean, I've been known to mispronounce words my entire life.

Yeah, well, and John's also had a white Russian tonight.

So expect there's the potential for other word mispronunciations.

Regularly. No, listen, my white Russian was delicious. It drank. It was like a milkshake.

I was like, oh, shit, yo. Alex is going stone sober, man. That's not encouraging. You're like, it went down so easy. I know. Well, I know. I limited, though. I'm like, I'm just having one.

I'm not going to start jamming white Russians and fall asleep.

And you have to take over the last half hour of the podcast.

Alex is sober as a church mouse over there.

She's going Sands Booze tonight.

Yeah, I'm a little sleepy.

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