mopeds, crack cocaine, and creating your own luck.

This is the Wanted Podcast.

Welcome back, everybody, to the Wanted Podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm still laughing.

No, I'm laughing because of that last take we just did.

And you're like, can you not be weird?

I'm like, no, I can't.

Anyway, my name, oh boy, my name is John, and that's my partner, Alex.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome back to the wanted podcast

thanks for joining us and it's alex's birthday oh hooray yay how exciting i feel kind of on the spot right now

you know what's cool is your your birthday is actually on national rum day it is national

rum day and i am indeed drinking rum as we speak.

I wonder if your parents planned that.

They're like, you know what?

They got a calendar out.

They're like, we want to have a child who's totally into teaky drinks, and they were

like calling their shot nine months out for today, you know?

Well, I never knew until today that my birthday was National Rum Day.

But it seems serendipitous.

It is.

It is.

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