Chili on spaghetti? A half-naked grandma and 35 prior bench warrants. This is the wanted podcast.

Welcome back, everybody, to the Wanted Podcast.

My name is John, and this is my co-host, business partner, roommate, girlfriend.

Alex.

Roommate.

That's all we are.

That's it.

You're my roommate.

I thought we were more than that, John.

Well, I guess I was about to say something dirty.

I was trying to say something dirty. I was trying to say something dirty.

Anyway, welcome back to the wanted podcast.

Thanks for joining us.

We got a wild, wild one today.

But you know what?

Before we even get to it, I want to talk about, I have a, I'm totally springing this on you.

Before we went on this road trip last week, we had to go out, we got called for another FTA.

I'm just going to stop you right there and say, whenever you do this, I honestly could not guess where you're about to go.

So I'm like, anyone who's listening right now, just know that I feel the same way you do.

Like, I'm springing it at all new.

I have no idea where this is going.

No, I'm about to tell you, remember that guy that I found in our backyard?

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