Are you a polka fan in search of a healthier, more active lifestyle?

But tired of all the run-of-the-mill diets and gimicky weight loss programs?

So are we.

So we combine the world of Pokemon with the world of fitness.

Pokemon Go, a cutting edge application that gets you up and moving

while giving you the ability to capture your very own

Pokemon's in augmented reality.

Don't just get up and go.

Get up and Pokemon go.

Mad Pat is not a licensed doctor, a medical professional, please consult your physician

for actual medical advice concerning night and weight and

side effects of Pokemon going,

including hit by cars, falling into ditches side effects of Pokemon go, including cars,

and the ditches, with local authorities, bodily harm and lack of situation awareness in general.

I may not actually kill you.

Pokemon go is deadly.

I repeat, Pokemon go is deadly.

Please help me get out of here. My family's been kidnapped.

I'm being to be Theory. Today it's my goal to throw polka puns at you, so don't get too comfy, cringe police.

I'm pulling out all the polka stops.

Okay, so I've legitimately probably had my fill of polka puns for now.

Now it's been over a year since I last talked about Pokemon Go. legitimately probably

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