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Good to see you all. We are doing a series of religion saves and non-other misconceptions. Tonight we're doing humor. It's going to be fun.

And I'll tell you how we ended up with this series. Normally we go right through books to the Bible, but as I was teaching through First Corinthians a while back, I realized that that church had written a lot of questions to their pastor Paul.

And then his letter was a series of answers to their questions. So I thought, well, wouldn't it be fun to do that in our own days?

We posted it on the website. We got 893 questions. Most of them were terrible. Some were pretty good.

We got 5.5,000 comments. About half of them were, that's not nice. Don't say that.

And then we have 343,000 votes. And we've taken the top 9 questions and we're doing them as this religion saves series. Up until Easter. Last week we dealt with the number 9 question.

Birth control where I showed you the Richard Simmons photo if you don't remember. That was the highlight. This week we're doing question number 8, which is humor.

Next week we'll do question number 7, which is predestination. Why does God choose some people for heaven and not others? Duck, duck, damn.

Kind of game that Calvin has loved to play. Additionally, the following week we'll do question number 6, which was sort of a grab big question for me.

What part of Christianity do I still find most difficult to believe? After that question number 5, which is sexual sin? How do you overcome sexual sin?

Question number 4, faith and works. Do we save ourselves? Does God save us? Do we work together with God? How does that work?

After that question number 3, we'll deal with dating and courting and doerting all of those together. And then number 2, the emerging church.

And question number 1 will be worship and the regular principle. As always, we're audio and video capturing everything. It's all online for free, but you get what you pay for.

You can find it at, that was supposed to be funny. You guys can be rough crowd, Xero, that's going to go.

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