WATCH Your PETS?! Haitian Immigrants STEALING and EATING Cats | Guest: Lord Miles Routledge

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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As if it wasn’t crazy enough with INSANE amounts of immigrants being let into the country — now, in what was once regarded as the ideal middle class American town, people are having their pets stolen and eaten by an influx of 10,000 Haitian migrants — some of them even going as far as capturing local ducks to eat as well.No better way to give Lord Miles Routledge a warm welcome than having him come on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!__ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad f...

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0:00.0	Well, it turns out that Haitians are eating cats. I don't know if you've seen this I love the third world in my country is you get in trouble.
0:17.0	Mmm, I love the third world in my country.
0:21.0	You know what I like about today's world is you get in trouble for saying
0:24.2	pejeat, you get in trouble for saying dirty Haitian, but when it comes to
0:29.2	being one, well you get rewarded and it's only the white man that gets punished.
0:33.7	A hundred thousand Haitians have invaded the United States.
0:36.4	Kamala Harris is claiming that she's responsible.
0:39.4	I feel like I'm watching like a live ISIS video where someone's claiming responsibility for a terrorist attack
0:44.4	that's affecting the United States.
0:46.3	We're talking about the invasion today, the legal invasion that even has daily wire flipping
0:51.0	the script.
0:52.0	My name is Elijah Schaefer. It is approximately
0:53.7	520 something PM eastern time in the United States. I have an early show tonight
0:57.3	as I'm flying out to Vegas tonight to go on another show tomorrow so we had to
1:01.2	kind of roll this one back anyways Brian let's start the show Oh, Oh, All right. We've got a great show for you guys tonight. We are live broadcasting from the universe.
1:58.0	I am your host, Elijah Schaefer, and this is the best worst show on the internet.
2:02.8	I'm joined in the studio remotely from an undisclosed location.
2:07.3	My guest tonight, Lord Miles,
2:10.1	welcome to the show.
2:10.8	I don't to introduce yourself.
2:12.3	Hi guys, I'm basically the last three British explorer.
2:16.0	I'm slightly autistic as you could probably tell.
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