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Welcome back to the Garsia Diaries unfiltered.

We're back. It's me, Bethany Garsia with your favorite co-host, Anthony Garsia.

We are back and I would like to take majority of the blame as to why.

Ooh, a little burpee action there, right at the gate.

As to why we've been MIA the past few weeks.

And the reason being is because the Phoenix Suns were knocked out of the playoffs.

That's why we've been MIA.

And if you knew how much, you know, as a seasoned ticket holder, I've invested into that team the past few years.

When you get beat by 30 points in an elimination game, it just kind of puts you in a really, really funk.

That happened like last week, so what was the reason for the three previous weeks?

I knew the writing was on the wall.

I have this son's voodoo doll that I stabbed once they get to the playoffs so that they lose,

so that I don't have to spend $20,000 on playoff tickets.

So very quickly, we can explain that.

So when it comes to seasoned tickets, you pay for the regular season, which is 41 games.

We'll leave that number at 10k. We'll just leave that.

Playoffs come, right?

And then you have to decide do you want to buy the playoff tickets?

Or do you want to release those tickets?

And me being someone who sat there for 41 games, I fucking want to be there when the games actually matter.

That ticket, if the sons have played every game possible at home, would have been around $27,000.

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