Today's show, everybody is dramatic.

Everybody is going crazy.

Coach Prime might be staying, though, and we pick some games, race for the case.

Time now for the college football inquirer with Dan Wetzel.

Fireside chat.

We have nothing to fear, but fear itself and Ward Manual.

Ross Gellinger.

Only in my heart for you, Dan.

And S-I's Pat Forty.

Jim has jumped the shark.

Here's Pat, Russ, and Dan.

All right, welcome to the pod, and it could be a lively one today because Ross's building has a fire alarm problem.

Is there a fire, Ross?

Only in my heart for you, Dan.

Oh, thank you.

I'm completely creeped out right now, by the way. This will be reported to HR. Stop, drop and roll. Yeah, that's right. I had, uh,

I had about, I don't know, three hours of sleep or so, fire alarm at 1 a.m. Fire alarm at 4 a.m.

Fire alarm at 6 a.m. Fire alarm at 7 a.m., fire alarm at 6 a.m., fire alarm at 7 a.m.

That's the kind of stuff that happens to visiting teams at certain hotels for the night

before they play a big game. Other pods are trying to throw you on their game.

That's right. That's right.

We're doing too well in the rankings. We've got to sabotage them.

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