4.3 • 710 Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | And Lawrence, I just what I need you to do is I need you to just be next to me at all times during the party. |
0:06.3 | Because what will happen is people will come up to me. |
0:09.4 | And I just need you to immediately be like, hey, Connor! |
0:12.9 | So I can be like, yeah, Connor, what's going on? |
0:15.3 | Because other, you know what I don't know anyone's name? |
0:17.5 | You know what you should do, Matthew? You should use this as a trial ground, a test experiment to be like when Louis C.K. goes to |
0:24.6 | like the comedy side on like a Tuesday night to try out his kind of big ready material and see |
0:28.6 | what hits. |
0:29.6 | So you can ask people at the party about McCongulius and C-Side. |
0:32.6 | This is good for you. |
0:33.6 | Try Palmilicious. |
0:34.6 | See if it registers. |
0:35.6 | I'm not going there with Palmerilicious. Safe at registers. Safe the ointment rums in. I'm not going to put it. Palmolicious. |
0:38.1 | Take a sip of your drink and go, ooh, Palmilicious. |
0:41.3 | See that one, Lance. |
0:42.9 | No. |
0:43.3 | I might do something like, ooh, these wings are meconculus. |
0:52.4 | Fantasy football happy hour with Matthew Berry, served by Applebee's. |
0:57.0 | Welcome to the fantasy football happy hour, love hate day. |
1:02.0 | Holden all-nighter, you drink for free. |
1:05.0 | Ooh. |
1:06.0 | Is that you, Matthew Berry? |
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