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Anything Better?

Week 9: NFL Preview & Picks

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Bill is still coping with the end of the Cardinals game as he details in this episode. Paul went 2-2 and continues to attack Thursday Night Football.


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0:00.0

What's up everybody? And welcome back to the anything better podcast NFL edition for week number nine with your host Paul

0:09.1

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still prizes for that as well. Yeah, man, let's get into this dude. That was a great read Paul. He was right in the camera, right, Mr. Mrs. America. I thought that was

1:07.0

fantastic. Look, dude, you know, something when you're when you're a pro, you're a pro. You know, Paul, you know, they can't teach what you just did. Who am I?

1:14.2

Um, dude, how about the Texas Rangers? I know. Did you watch any of that series? I mean, it was just fun to watch. I mean, they kind of blew through them. But, uh, I'm really happy, man. I'm really happy for Texas Rangers fans. They've been what, dude, that, that's the old Washington senators. They moved in 1962 or or came back in 62. That's right. After the original senators moved to Minnesota and became the twins. Yeah.

1:43.9

They were the most fucked up things ever. The senators left from lack of support. And then they gave them the senators again, a different senators like the Cleveland Browns became the Ravens. But even the Cleveland had to wait. It's not man shit here. Paul. I'm just saying I'm happy for the Rangers. I don't know what's going on with my camera. It's nice to have the flu and poison ivy. It's nice to see a team like the Rangers win. What was not nice to see was two of our pictures that we dumped. We're on on their staff. So, uh, you know, you just watch it. X. Yeah. One of them. We.

2:13.9

We had one of them too. Yeah. It came to Boston first. Is anything worse? Is anything worse than watching a team celebrate a championship when players were on your team earlier in that season? I hate that. I don't. It doesn't bug me. There he is. That doesn't bug me. Listen. They don't want to fucking pay them. Yeah. Right. So they understand now that that that they don't care about them. So they bouncing around the league. That's just the way it is. You know what I do. I love them when they're with you. You're happy when they win somewhere else. Hey, move keep bets. Good. Good. Good on you. We should have paid you. We did.

2:43.9

Bill, you know what I do when I see an X Yankee or an X Nick winning somewhere else. I just go. There he is. Just makes me. There he is. Guys, the foul line. That area is guy. Our guy. It was in great school with us. Dude, I'm going to all grown up. What did the championship? I got to tell you something, man. I got to talk about this on the show. It's one of the most disappointing Giants losses. Me and my son watched. Lucas was. Dude, 29 seconds left. And we were so dominant.

3:13.9

We were so defensively. And our kicker just missed a 30 yarder and we go to overtime and lose. I mean, it was a rough one against the Jets. Oh, well, I got to tell you something right now. Like that fuck I bet the Ravens last week. Okay. Like I had to go for a walk after that loss. I am like that that took my heart. Like. I'm alright with it. No, what am I going to say that my wife runs around on me? I'm like that fucking guy in that joke right now as a gambler. Like I was just.

3:43.9

Paul in the first half. I have the fucking Ravens laying eight and a half. I think I'd eight and a half. Other people at nine and a half. I have eight and a half. I mean, who am I Paul? Nice. I'm getting a point in my favor, right? Yeah. Yeah.

3:55.3

Ravens get a fucking kill him, right? Arizona comes out like gangbusters playing great. Debeat them in the first half. I couldn't handle that. Paul, that happens. Who saw the Broncos beat the chiefs? I mean, just everyone's so well. The underdog just comes up shows up to play. And the other guys, you know, they just lose. I can handle that. Yeah. Paul, what I can't handle.

4:14.9

Is that as an American? I'm watching the game of the week. I'm watching fucking Joe burrow in the Bengals, right? Healthy Joe burrow.

4:21.6

Oh, I know. And I'm looking at the ticker. Holy shit. Fucking Ravens come back. They're up by fit 20, 15 or something like that. I'm, oh my god. I'm going to go two and two.

4:31.6

I'm not like they was so up. Paul. I stopped watching the ticker. And I'm just enjoying how great the Bengals are playing. It's a great game against the 49ers last year of 49ers fan.

4:41.6

And then the game ends Paul. They just click over. And the Cardinals are lining up for a field goal. Ravens are up by 10. And there's like, I don't, few seconds left. I'm going, what the fuck is this? What happened? What happened, Paul?

4:57.2

Evidently, they score a touchdown. They kick an onside fucking kick. They recover it. So now they line up. So the guy kicks the ball. Paul. And it goes, why?

5:08.8

Oh, Billy Freckles. Two and two, baby. Flag on the play. Oh, flag on the fucking play. And because it was before the whistle, the Ravens couldn't decline it. They back it up five.

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