Whale explosions

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show where two grown men who used to sit inside talking to each other about the mundanities of life have been forced, due to the lockdown, to sit inside and talk to each other about the mundanities of life.

This time around, we hear of a listener who thought he was going to die, another listener who genuinely thought he had died, and then a handful of whales that were, in fact, unequivocally dead. There's also fake news, 5G, and the world's slowest work canteen.

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. All right we are back with the Luke and Pete show. It is a Thursday. I do hope you're keeping well. I do hope you're keeping safe. I do hope you're not being silly and taking your top off and running around a park or lying down and sunning yourselves.
0:46.0	It may not even be sunny.
0:47.2	We're recording this on Monday.
0:48.0	Don't worry about it.
0:49.0	Forget about it.
0:50.0	That's how it works.
0:51.0	We're busy people.
0:52.0	I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm John by Luke Moore. How are you fairing Luke?
0:56.0	I'm doing all right. It was actually drizzling a bit this morning.
0:58.0	The first bit of rain for a little while, which may help us all isolating and lockdown because you don't want to be outside
1:06.3	when it's raining so you might be much more enthusiastic about staying indoors.
1:10.2	Yeah but well you do because you like to test your different outdoor weather-clot thing
1:15.6	Yes, quite a lot of. So, it's a pretty expensive gear. Are you referring to the outer shell?
1:21.9	The outer shell you're always talking about. It's a great piece of kit that.
1:27.7	This is a great piece of kit. Ask anyone on the office. They know all about the outer shell.
1:31.5	Yeah because that's all you talk about it's just a big
1:33.3	court that you've got like an outer shell like an M&M that's waterproof and yeah I mean
1:39.9	that's about it really. Do you are you reminiscing about the time when you could actually go to the office and hear me
1:46.0	bore on about a piece of rain gear?
1:48.7	A little bit.
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