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All right. So everything in the world is just ridiculous. It's pointedly ridiculous, I would say.

I mean, I'm no longer believing the things I'm saying. I feel like I am

now lying to the public when I cover these things because we're just reaching levels of absurdity

that are offending my sensibilities, right? First and foremost, Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds have

hired former CIA agents with a proven track record of lying to the public, gaslighting the public, to help her with PR.

Also, they moved to do this within the same 24 hours that I started randomly getting attacked for my coverage of Blake lively.

Remember yesterday, we talked about the cut. We're going to speak about that again because that journalist has got some deranged ideas of her own.

And then I just found out more about this very interesting background of E.J. Dixon.

Also, the judge in Blake Lively's case just slapped down their psychopathic request for two and a half years worth of every message that Justin Baldoni and Justin Heath and the PR

agents have ever sent to everybody plus location data. We knew that was going to happen.

And we have obtained the audio of hotshot Ari Emanuel of WME, who describes himself as

ride or die for the couple. And also great political news for those of us who are

anti the never-ending war campaigns. J.D. Vance and Donald Trump just absolutely humiliated Zelensky

in the Oval Office in front of cameras. And it is really glorious because I'm just so tired of funding

everybody else's borders, man.

Can we just get like cheap groceries?

Like I said, a lot going on.

So let's jump right back into it.

Happy Friday.

And welcome back to Candace. Yeah. All right. First, just a funny Friday story. Last night, my husband and I, we were sitting on the couch with our kids and my eldest, he's just four years old, who is kind of starting to grapple, you know,

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