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This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after 10 is the time. Where do you begin? I don't know. I'll just talk a bit, shall I, and then see whether a phoning pops out at the end of the introduction. I was tempted, as I mentioned a moment ago, to do acts of kindness today. It's the World Happiness Report. It's got a Friday feeling. We may do it tomorrow from 12. More acts of kindness

and generosity from human to human than any other point since records began. That's got to be a

cause of celebration. I've had one myself this morning. Would you believe that the lovely Lisa

Faulkner, who you will know from her acting work as well as her cooking with her husband, John Thoreau,

just dropped off a lovely homemade hot cross bun for me before I came into the studio.

That's an absolutely lovely way to start the day, isn't it? And it ties in with the conversation we're not going to have about acts of kindness,

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