And now it's time for Who Smarted?

Pse. Hey, Smarty Pants, quick question. What are some of your favorite fruit flavors?

Like when you eat skittles, gummy bears, jelly beans, or any other fruity flavored candy, or

gum, or a breakfast cereal. What fruit flavors do you like the best? Okay, okay, I'm hearing grape, orange, strawberry,

oh, and of course, lemon and lime.

Now, tell me this.

When it comes to actual fruits, what are your favorite ones to eat?

Go ahead, call them out.

Okay, okay, once again, I'm hearing grapes, oranges, strawberries, a few apples and bananas.

Oh, did someone say kiwi? Nice. But wait. Not a single smarty pant said they enjoyed eating lemons or

limes. Whoa. So why is that?

Have you ever thought about taking a nice, big bite into a juicy yellow lemon or a bright green lime?

And for any of you out there who have tried eating a lemon or lime, you know it is not a very pleasant experience.

All right, all right. We've heard enough.

Uh, yeah, we'd appreciate it if you'd stop stomping on us lemons and limes.

But I... uh, uh, who are you?

The name's Lyme. Detective Linda Lyme.

And this is my partner, Detective Larry Lemon.

We're with the DOJ.

The Department of Justice?

The Department of Juices.

As in, lemon and lime juices.

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