What makes a Castle so hard to attack

Who Smarted? - Educational Podcast for Kids

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Education For Kids, Kids & Family

4.4 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0	Pts, hey there, smarty pants.
0:03.0	Guess who just upgraded to the brand new Apple Ety Machine 14?
0:08.1	That's right, me!
0:13.8	To break it in, I'm headed back to the Middle Ages, the year 1296 to be exact.
0:19.5	I think I may be in England, though. I'm not quite sure.
0:23.7	Halt, my good, sir. Oh, yep, it's England all right. Hello there, your majesty.
0:32.2	Yes, I am King Henry IV, and two-thirds, and this is my queen, Eleanor, the interesting.
0:38.8	I presume you're the castle consultant we're meeting with today?
0:42.5	Um, no.
0:44.0	I'm the trusty narrator from Who Smarted?
0:46.8	Who Smarted?
0:48.0	Well, was that you, Eleanor?
0:50.6	But no worries, I'd be happy to help you both.
0:53.5	Excellent.
0:58.0	We desire to build a castle, but here in the 13th century,
1:01.6	castles are still pretty new, so we could use some tips.
1:07.9	Well, where I come from, the first rule of real estate is location, location, location.
1:10.2	I assume that's true of castles, too.
1:15.7	Clever man. Thanks. So, where do you think the best place to build a castle is, smarty pants?
1:18.1	Are you addressing my royal garments?
1:21.2	Oh, no, no. I was talking to the smarty pants listening.
1:25.6	I don't see what pants have to do with the best place to build a castle.
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