What's With All The Steps? (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2018

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Kids don't understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry recites "Spring Comes to Murray Hill" by Ogden Nash and talks about the classic Stanley Kubrick movie Spartacus.

Quote of the week: "I was dreaming about Ann Margaret or something."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia.
0:06.0	It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who used to love walking faster than their parents. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.
0:40.0	I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all? And boy, is it ever beautiful here on Miller Ronia today?
0:47.0	I know, I know I've said before. I create the weather and I run the weather and the weather doesn't do anything I don't want it to do but it's still really important to say
0:57.6	Thank you weather. It's beautiful today and it is folks. Oh boy
1:01.6	Miloronia if I do say so myself was a wonderful place to build well
1:05.1	milleronia and Colonel well Colonel Jeff agrees and so to our dogs and well my wife and kids love it too it's a loveable place and it makes you
1:19.5	happy unless of course you do something wrong and have to be thrown in the volcano.
1:25.0	One of our three volcanoes. I made those two and I run them too.
1:30.0	But I don't throw you in the volcanoes. No, no, that's of course that's the job of Ali Dungmeister Jr.
1:37.0	But we have a wonderful time here. We love it very much and oh boy it's gorgeous today and you know well that music makes me feel even
1:46.2	better it always does of course that's the Tommy Lamoro orchestra and the Bet
1:51.6	Midler dancers featuring boy tenor Colonel Jeff Fox asking
1:55.9	the musical question how come I never see someone running who looks like they're
2:00.1	enjoying it? Well they're not. That's the main reason. In fact that's the
2:06.7	only real reason. They're not. They're not enjoying the running. Now people
2:11.0	will tell you they do, but they sure don't look like it do they they don't they they don't
2:17.4	enjoy it I'm glad you know what I used to jog and well I think it's good for you and I and I think it well it's it
2:28.6	makes you feel like you've really done something that day but I wouldn enjoying it that I'm enjoying it that I'm enjoying it that I would I know you
2:38.7	don't jog with an the grin on your face well well, you know, that's, you just don't.
2:45.2	So in any case, good question, Colonel, how come I never see someone running who looks like
2:51.4	they're enjoying it? because they're not.
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