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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Wheat Thins

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Starburns Audio

Comedy, Michael, Black, Snacks, Ian, Cavanagh, Eat, Tom

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Tom are surprised this week about a snack you would have thought they had done sooner... Wheat Thins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Stupid

0:19.6

I

0:21.6

I'm not I'm not I'm not long for this podcast. I'm gonna get in. I want to get out, you know, I'm not

0:28.4

I'm not wasting any time today. Yeah, you know why? No, but I don't I don't feel good. I got I'm coming off. I'm coming off the the COVID and

0:43.5

It's not so much that the COVID white male

0:46.5

But somehow during the COVID I

0:49.8

Got a sore in the back of my mouth and that's been driving me crazy

0:54.8

crazy

0:55.9

Oh, I got like a

0:58.4

Canker score. I mean, I don't think it's a canker score because what happened is I think I'd bit down on it or something and then that

1:06.3

Cost an injury and then because it's right in the place where your mandibles meet

1:11.0

Every time you open your mouth or swallow or chew or do any goddamn thing it aggravates the injury

1:16.9

I don't know how it's going to heal. It's never going to heal

1:19.8

It can't heal because you always have to to survive you have to like consume and to communicate you got a talk and so I mean

1:29.4

You know, that's always going to be in use

1:32.2

That's right. You're just going to have to live with a with the open sore and the pain of it for the rest of your life

1:37.6

It seems like it because it it's been I don't know. I feel like close to a week. It's terrible

1:44.2

Well, good news bad news. That's bad news. Yeah, but the good news the good news is

1:49.4

You know, it's not like you're 20 and you got to like sit there for another 65 years

1:54.3

That's right. So you know like if you got that when you were 20

1:59.0

Oh, yeah, that'd be that'd be horrendous now that would be bad because oh my gosh

2:02.8

You're looking at three quarters of your lifespan

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