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Hi, how are you? Did you miss me?

I definitely missed you.

Let's get to today's story.

I'm like extra hyper just because I don't know.

I'm just excited to be here.

So today's story takes place in a little town in Missouri

called Independence.

Yes, it's called Independence,

which I guess is like an adorable little neighborhood

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