When You Give a Max a Microphone *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Redacted takes the third mic to pose some unique, hypothetical questions. Would you save your nephew from years of torturous bullying by striking David Delouise with lightning, just once? Would you believe your son, even if he was tinfoil? These questions are answered, and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Your nephew is being mercilessly bullied by kids at school for their braces, |
| 0:06.1 | which they will have on... My non-binary nephew. |
| 0:10.8 | Which they will have on for the next four and a half years? |
| 0:13.4 | How old are they? |
| 0:14.9 | Mm 12. Okay. Okay. So they're being like the bullying is bad |
| 0:19.0 | But they're only bullied for their braces and nothing else at all. |
| 0:22.1 | What? But it's near constant bullying, the likes of which you find barbaric and frankly impossible for you to understand. |
| 0:29.0 | You can have their braces removed and their teeth made straightly aligned today but David de Luis |
| 0:34.6 | get struck by lightning. Yeah you do. He played the dad and Wizards of Waverly |
| 0:42.2 | Place. The he played the dad and Wizards of Waverly Place Julia, when I tell you this isn't everyday occurrence for me. |
| 0:54.0 | I was laying on the bed yesterday, and he walks into the room |
| 0:58.0 | and says, hey Amelia Earhart Apologist, |
| 1:01.0 | like you just, the polls are so random I can't wait okay |
| 1:11.8 | Or is it like a exact graph-fraff concussions situation where you can't know you can't know but it's I read about it I did some research |
| 1:17.8 | It's pretty likely you live are they get like pushed into the lot like are they Like are they on like suicide watch? |
| 1:24.6 | They don't like going to school. |
| 1:26.0 | Okay. |
| 1:27.0 | He gets struck. |
| 1:29.0 | Is there any other negative consequence or is it just that the guy from Wizards of Waverly? |
| 1:35.0 | Please get struck by lighting. |
| 1:38.0 | But you don't know how bad it is. |
| 1:41.0 | But then my non-binary nephew is fine it's fine and is thriving. Yeah yeah because |
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