And now it's time for Who Smarted?

Well, yeho and howdy, folks?

A great big welcome to y'all.

My name is Blurt Filbert, and I'm a tickle pink that you're all here for the greatest,

the most excitement, the biggest event of the year here in Smarter County.

I am, of course, talking about, drum roll please, the annual

Smarty County fan Pizza Pie Eaton Contest. Now we've got some new contestants this year along

with some old pros. Who's going to take

home the trophy this year? Well, that we're going to find out. But whoever it is, they're going

to have to be one heck of a pizza eater. Pets, hey there, smarty pants. I'm probably going to regret

this, but I couldn't help it. When I saw they were having a pizza pie eating contest,

I had to enter. Of course, I probably should have had breakfast and lunch before this,

but I got hungry. Anyway, I'm hoping my love of pizza will put me over the top.

Now, before we get all the chew and swallowingowing and hollering started, let's introduce the contestants.

First, we've got Sharon Shorts.

She wants eight six two meatballs in eight minutes.

This is her second pizza pie contest.

Next, we've got my friend Papa Peterson.

This is Pappy's ninth pizza pie-eat contest.

He's won twice before, including last year, with 26 and a half slices in just 10 minutes.

Oh boy!

Whoa, 26 and a half slices in 10 minutes.

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