Hey, yo, let me get a large pie with onions.

Coming right up.

Pts, hey, smarty pants.

That was me, working in a pizzeria in New York City in the early 2000s.

In between making pies, I spent my time memorizing reference books like encyclopedias,

almanacs, atlases, and thesoresces.

I even read the dictionary.

Twice!

I read anything I could get my hands on,

as long as there was a whiff of science or history.

And whenever someone came in for pizza, I'd tell him a fun fact.

Here you go! Enjoy! Also, did you know that human teeth are the only body part that can't heal itself?

I did not know that. Thanks.

One day, a strange man dressed all in black with an eye patch came in. He enjoyed his pizza and his

fun fact, but his real reason for coming wasn't to grab a slice. It was to recruit me to be part

of a top secret organization. The tactical research unit serving the youth, otherwise known as

T-R-U-S-T-Y, which spells trustee.

I was put in charge of the narration department.

From then on, I became known as the trusty narrator,

helping explain amazing science and history topics to the youth of the world.

And that's what's known as an origin story.

You know who else is known for their awesome origin stories?

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