Which is the Worst Fictional Afterlife? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes bite the big one, shuffle off this mortal coil and look into the void that’s awaiting us all as we question which fictional afterlife is the worst. We try to make awkward conversation in an eternal waiting room, get up to wacky hijinks as we possess a baby and discuss the inherent problems of being able to beat Death in a board game. Jackson has an unnatural hatred towards uncomfortable chairs, James doesn’t want to be alone, Duscher wants to know if he can bring his DS and Zammit just wants to drive everyone off a cliff. It’s a terrifying journey into the afterlife as we realise it’s all just a hassle and our ghosts are probably going to be in servitude to some asshole in a robe.Want to help fund renovations for the afterlife’s waiting room? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the comfort levels of your eternal wait. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty eight books about how to organise the afterlife efficiently.

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0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
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