Professor Charles Xavier's Crazy Summer

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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In which our heroes wave goodbye to the X-Men, wheel their way to the Avengers Tower, and fire Nick Fury as they ask: how would Professor X run the Avengers? We once again mock Hawkeye for being shit, get into an old fashioned Boop Off with Loki, and accidentally go to war with Asgard by traumatising their favourite prince. Jackson violates Thor, Zammit turns Iron Man into a butler, and Duscher just wants to perfect his Professor X voice. So knock the big A off the Avengers tower and replace if with an X and make the whole place wheelchair accessible because Xavier’s in for the craziest summer of his life and he’s not gonna let stairs get in the way.Want to help fund ramps for the newly furnished X-Tower? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help this poor old cripple get aroundAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-three books on the dangers of mind controlling Clint Barton too much.

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