Whitney Cummings | How Trauma Privilege and Pregnancy at 40 Influence Her Comedy!

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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#790. Whitney Cummings grabs the mic, and trust us—you’re not ready for how raw, real, and ridiculously funny she gets. She opens up about her solo pregnancy journey, the unexpected perks, and how her new baby selfies somehow became a turn-on for men (yes, really). Whitney also dishes out no-nonsense advice on freezing your eggs (hint: ditch the purses and ask for this instead) and shares her approach to making healthier choices without becoming a full-blown wellness robot. And the chaos doesn’t stop there—Kaitlyn and Whitney bond over food trust issues (broccoli, we’re looking at you) and Whitney’s story about that one time she dated a girl in LA. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments and Whitney’s signature savage wisdom, this episode will have you hitting replay! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Every Plate: Get affordable dinners for just $5.99 per serving, PLUS 50% off your first box by going to EveryPlate.com/PODCAST and entering code vine599. Macy’s: Head to Macys.com for Macy’s Black Friday event that runs from November 24th to November 30th! Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive. Skims: Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS (11:13) – Whitney opens up about growing up around addiction and how codependency shaped her life (22:51) – Whitney reveals how her baby selfies caught men’s eyes. (35:49) – Why flying solo as a parent isn’t just doable—it might actually be a secret win. (37:35) – Whitney’s foray into dating a woman in LA, and her candid take on how it stacks up to dating men.

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0:00.0	This episode of Off the Vine is brought to you by EveryPlate. Get affordable dinners for just $599 per serving, plus 50% off your first box by going to everyplate.com slash podcast in entering code Vine 599.
0:15.5	Macy's head to Macy's.com for Macy's Black Friday event that runs from november 24th to november 30th progressive quote at
0:22.5	progressive dot com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust progressive and skims shop skims
0:27.8	holiday shop at skims.com available in styles for women men kids and even pets It.
0:46.1	Hey everybody, welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Brissau, and today she needs no introduction, the one, the only, the icon, the legend. Whitney Cummins is on the podcast
0:51.0	today. I have looked up to her as a comedian, as a human. I think she's
0:55.4	hilarious and she was even better in person. And I know that you're going to giggle your way
1:00.6	through this episode of Off the Vine. We were just talking about Hocua, Haley Welch, and she taught
1:06.2	me a lot. You never know where you're going to get your wisdom. You never know who your teachers
1:10.7	are going to be sometime. I You never know who your teachers are
1:10.9	going to be sometime. I always get wisdom in the wildest places, animals, plants these days,
1:17.0	you know. Haktua is like my Dalai Lama. She is, I think people are fascinated by why she's so
1:25.1	fascinating and she's riveting. And it's because she doesn't think about
1:30.6	what she's going to say before she says it. And I don't mean that as a slam. She's like incredibly
1:34.5	clever and incredibly funny, which is, you know, she's just a star. Let's be honest. She is just a star.
1:39.6	She's like so charming effortlessly. And I think we're all trying so hard to be charming and interesting and magnetic and engaging.
1:49.7	And people are so smart.
1:51.6	People that are consuming us.
1:53.1	I think you talked about this on an episode recently.
1:55.6	Like the fact that we look down on viewers or television looks down and television looks down and it's like, we think we're
2:02.3	getting it past that. We think us being fake is like working. We think they're buying it.
2:07.1	They're not buying it. Well, some people are. And I think that's the scary part too.
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