Hey, the bird show.

So if you don't get to listen to the whole bird show live, totally understandable.

You can always get caught up later on in the show, listening to any segment on demand on any podcasting platform.

But let's get you caught up with what happened earlier this morning.

So there we are.

We're starting the show out.

It's right at 6 o'clock this morning.

And we're talking to Kristen about her

anniversary that was yesterday when a celebrity calls in for our contest. That sounds like a great

anniversary actually. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're not giving each other presents, but going through

those pictures. That sounds fantastic. Oh, no, Jimmy and I did. Bar was downstairs feeding the dogs.

What? I did not see this coming. Okay, so if you guys are new around here, I have challenged

the bird show to get celebrities to call into the bird show and whoever gets the quote

unquote biggest celebrity at the end of April, then they will get a paid vacation, a week off from the Bert Show.

And we promised you whenever we have a celebrity on the line, you'll hear that sound,

and we will stop whatever it is we're doing.

I'm looking at our phone software, right?

There's no name.

I'm not reacting this time.

All right.

So let's see who our celebrity is.

Good morning. Bert Show.

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