Who's Your New Daddy?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you! Available for private events! Make us an offer! Blue’s haircut The temperature The grand canyon Oozing problems Heavenly Wheels n Deals! Bryan’s Mama drama Firefighters going to steal Astrid A cooter snafu Jane from Ohio Important PSAs A cautionary vibrator tale The Olympic village AND the regular villages Some guy on Bryan’s instagram Bryan’s mom’s wigs Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And anyway, I'm not depressed.
0:01.4	I just feel like I'm in a thick dark fog,
0:04.6	and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out
0:07.3	and what's the point of anything anyway?
0:08.8	And before you ask, it's not because I'm not sleeping,
0:12.2	okay? Because I'm not sleeping. Okay?
0:12.5	Because I'm getting 14 hours of sleep a night.
0:15.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:21.0	One of my sons is running around with the remote control of Grandma Kiake's TV asking what channel Disney
0:28.0	Jr. is on and I'm like, son read the room. He's like literally asking the firefighter and then like my daughter is like
0:44.7	showing the firefighter she can't that gets down on one knee
0:47.6	and he's like that's a good girl you know everything's gonna be okay
0:51.4	right I'm your new daddy now.
0:53.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:59.2	The 30 in the morning!
1:01.6	Oh yeah, Captain kittens, welcome back to the commercial break,
1:04.6	I'm Brian Green.
1:05.6	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.
1:07.6	Chris and Joyoy only, best to you, Chris.
1:09.6	Best to you, Brian.
1:10.8	Best to you out there in the podcast universe I came up with a brilliant idea today he does it
1:16.4	doesn't matter if you're in Florida buy tickets to the show anyway and support to cause
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