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Factually! with Adam Conover

Why I'm not worried about the election.

Factually! with Adam Conover

Headgum

Comedy

4.42.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

(In addition to your weekly Factually! episode, this week we're bringing you a monologue from Adam. This short, researched monologue originally aired on the Factually! YouTube page, but we are sharing audio versions of these monologues with our podcast audience as well. Please enjoy, and stay tuned for your regularly scheduled episode of Factually!)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:05.3

So the election is this Tuesday, and have you noticed that everyone is worried as hell?

0:10.0

Democracy is little at stake.

0:11.6

And 2024 is the final battle. That's going to be the big one.

0:15.3

The future of America and the future of civilization is at stake.

0:17.8

I mean, we're going to be fully madmacks, you know?

0:20.3

Okay, I know Elon thinks he's Furiosa, but he's clearly in Mortan Joe.

0:24.6

He's even got an army of tattooed idiots who would die to protect him.

0:28.6

But look, it's not just Elon.

0:30.6

Almost everyone I know is worried sick about the election, and I understand why.

0:35.6

People's actual lives are at stake. The right to make

0:39.1

decisions about your own body. The right to protest. The right to even exist in America as an

0:44.4

immigrant. All of them depend on the outcome. But despite all of that, I want to tell you that I am

0:49.8

genuinely not worried about this election. And in this video, I'm gonna tell you why.

0:54.8

But first, I wanna remind you that I'm going on tour.

0:57.4

Coming up soon, I'm headed at Denver, Austin,

0:59.4

and all these other wonderful cities,

1:01.1

head to Adamconover.net for tickets

1:03.1

and head to patreon.com slash Adam Conover

1:05.4

if you'd like to support the channel directly.

1:07.4

So look, I'm not saying I know what's gonna happen

1:09.6

in the election. I definitely

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