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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	Wonderful pistachios, let me tell you something dude. I got a box of these wonderful pistachios and yummy yummy in my tummy dude. I was covered in pistachio shells. I loved it. They've come out of their shells. They got the same delicious
0:13.8	taste but with a little less work for you. Less cracking, more snacking.
0:17.1	They don't have the shells, they dishelled all the pistachios. So you're
0:20.1	just eaten just pure pistachio nuts.
0:22.9	I loved it.
0:24.6	Spice lovers go nuts.
0:26.0	It's time to get spicy with wonderful pistachio's newest no shells
0:29.9	flavor, jalapeno lime.
0:31.6	My kids love them. They actually came to the house when I was on the
0:37.5	road. They sent like five packages of it. When I got home there was half a package left of pistachios because my kids were just little pistachio
0:44.1	monsters. They're crazy! They're pistachio psychos.
0:48.0	Next time you're shopping for snacks and you are craving something crunchy and satisfying.
0:53.2	Ditch the bag of chips and grab wonderful pistachios,
0:55.9	no shells, your body and taste buds.
0:57.6	We'll thank us.
0:58.2	R.I.Tastebuds. What's up every? Hi, I'm Slushi.
1:14.4	What's up everybody? Welcome to Chrissy Chaos with me, Michael Shane Cannon.
1:19.1	We have John the Father Grady off camera veto baby teeth
1:23.9	Colese is still in Greece I don't know what he's doing and then we have John's
1:28.3	twin brother who looks nothing like him and who looks like someone who will kill a random jogger in the woods of Vermont.
1:35.4	He looks like John was given H. G.H. to grow.
1:38.2	Yes. When we talked about that car accident, John talked about a car accident that he was in where he got thrown out of the back of a Winnebago and him and his twin brother slid into the woods and it was a near-death experience. You can tell which brother suffered work. I could tell that John's twin brother he's like I'm fine I just
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