I don't know why you like it so much. It's not even real news.

Damn it, those it's been already dumb told you. It's a combination of relevant news and topics of the day in a package that I find entertaining

and palatable to assimilate at reasonable price and it helps me unwind.

So this is you relaxed, huh?

Well, I wasn't until you got on my back, Josephine. Now if you shut that ever-expanding cosmos of a hole, you call a mouth, I could get back to it!

No, it's fake news.

Nope.

Fake news every time you tell folks you got a fucking thyroid problem.

Now I know you're only trying to have me mad, Josephine. It ain't gonna work it ain't gonna work fake news nope i don't know that you can find a strong woman

no it's fake damn it josephine why you gotta do that why you gotta push me you know it sets me off

just make you feel good about yourself you make making feel good about yourself to push my buttons?

I'm not relaxed. I was just joking!

I already told you, Josephine, it's not funny!

These guys are legit!

All right, all right!

You want to go to the Golden Corral?

I wouldn't go to Golden Corral if you were the last woman on Earth and my life depended on it!

Not after that last time you went, you're looking I have a fucking warning poster to you up on that wall!

You're telling me for just 99 annually or 99 a month,

Rubble Premium gives me enough ad-free exclusive content from Lider with Crider,

Nick Napollo, Mr. Guns in Gear, Donald Trump Jr.,

and more to drowned out Josephine's nagging bitch voice for good.

...