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4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Sometimes it feels good to confess something...sometimes you should take the secret to your grave. 0:00 Intro 2:03 I shit my pants during a job interview https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1cifhj7/i_shit_my_pants_during_job_interview_last_week/ 7:12 I understand my bf's native language and he doesn't know https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1b50r8w/my_boyfriend_doesnt_know_that_i_understand/ 16:06 My ex's gf blames me for ruining her engagement https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/18v9wj5/i_made_a_comment_to_my_ex_husband_when_we_signed/ 25:36 I stole from a museum https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1f1amhl/i_stole_from_a_museum_as_a_child_and_i_dont_mean/ 34:55 My husband sleeps with his ex wife https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/1btga2x/married_mistress_left_vacancy/ 40:43 I threw an adult doll along the roadside https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1d6jvcn/i_threw_a_adultdoll_along_the_roadside_there_were/ 46:14 My MIL cut my hair in my sleep https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1h7kbql/my_motherinlaw_cut_my_hair_in_my_sleep_because/ 59:20 I bought my sister's wedding dress https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1fnktxa/i_bought_my_sisters_wedding_dress/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Andre Gardere Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Art Intern: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Quincy Bell Production Intern: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Intern: Mailyn Stiffler Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.8	Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories.
0:29.7	I'm Shane and today's theme is Confessions.
0:33.7	We have some spicy confessions today.
0:36.4	And I'm joined by two people who have confessions to make.
0:39.3	Just kidding.
0:41.3	I lie.
0:42.3	On my driver's license, it says I'm 6'5, but I lied about it.
0:45.3	I'm 6'4.
0:47.3	That's crazy.
0:48.3	I just, when I got it, when I got it, I just said,
0:51.3	hey, I'll just give myself room to grow, you know?
0:53.3	Just in case I could grow a late extra inch, you know?
0:56.8	That's pretty same.
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